Joseph on the weather

Fish: Mom, how do they make hurrycames?

Mom: Well, it starts as a little thing over the ocean and then turns into some wind and rain and moves over the land. (really horrible explanation, but the best I could come up with in the car with no resources on hand)

Fish: Well, there was TWO bad things that happened then.

Mom: Really, what were they?

Fish: First the hurrycame then the tormatoes!!

Mom: Do you mean tornadoes?

Fish: That's what I said mom! Tormatoes!!

Mom: OK.

Fish: Actually, there were three bad things that happened.

Mom: Oh? What were they?

Fish: First the hurrycame, then the tormatoes, then I hit my head on the table and got this Anakin on my head! (a small scar over his left eyebrow...)

Mom: I know honey. Sometimes bad things happen. (mom to self... what exactly goes through a 4 year old's mind when sitting in the back of the car for longer than 20 mins? The drive to Disney should be interesting! )